vesicare cares

an everyday series of emails discussing bladder issues.

dave:

oh... and i think i've developed your bladder issue bru!!!

kyron:

ha ha, vesicare man

http://www.vesicare.com/

this stuff sorted me out, so im now on one for ones. apparently the signals were firing to the brain too early, i.e. while the bladder was only half full, they were signalling "full". the needle on my pee dial wasn't working properly.

during the trip to SA, caught up with my old sa doctor for a proper check up (still rate SA doctors) gave me this stuff to shift the signals, and it worked wonders.

greg:

I have the same issues after weight training

kyron:

vesicare cares

dave:

what is it bru? a cream to rub on?

kyron:

no no, no witchdoc kuk man,

ha ha, where wud u rub it?

no its a pill, gets the bladder to do a william wallace "holddd!! holdd!!!!"

u take in more and more water, drink as much as u can, and at the end of the two weeks, ur bladder holding is stronger.

greg:

But for the bott leakage...

urinal rules

courtesy of kyron. assume a five urinal situation.

pierpoint confused me today, took the middle urinal. U never assume the middle urinal as first pee'r. U go hard left or right, leaving a three urinal zone of love for the second pee'r.

i was all confused with my d*k half out my pants unsure which way to go, left or right. either way i only had a one urinal buffer zone, which is normally reserved exclusively for a third pee'r if any.

I hope u obey and follow the rules carefully. As first pee'r, u always go hard left or right. Never assume middle lane, ur not doing pee donuts after a night out.