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good news guys - my luck may be changing.

got up this morning. washed my face. brushed my teeth. flexed my pecs. and then headed out of my bungalow to the restaurant terrace overlooking the sea to have breakfast. ordered some eggs and bacon and toast and jam and fruit juice (i love thai food). then settled back into my seat to take in the view.

my view gazing didn't get far though. only about 20m to be exact. there in front of me were 3 topless ladies. hmmm. i was sure that i recognised them. suddenly it came to me - one of them was the beautiful scando that was sitting 3 seats from me in the internet cafe last night. bonus!!! i recognised her because of her super sleak tanned body and amazingly long legs and swimmingly clear blue eyes (yes - i was that close). the bandage on her leg also gave it away.

anyway - so i kicked back and waited for my breakfast, my eyes carressing her soft brown bee-sting nipples. then i noticed her mate - blonde and small with fuller breasts, she was even hotter. good lord. i was in paradise. thank you buddha. i promise to offer a lotus flower to you in thanks at the next temple i go to.

there's not much else to tell except that i had the most amazing breakfast view. oh... and they stay in the same place i do. oh... another quick story: i am on a budget holiday - so i demand to stay in the cheapest place ever in the whole world wherever i go (it's the backpacker way). the place i am staying in is approx gbp10 per night - so i was a little worried that i had been ripped off. then i met a local and had this conversation:

where you stay?
samui mandalay
you israeli?
no why?
always israeli stay in mandalay

score!!! if israelis stay there, you know that there is no cheaper place in town. that gave me peace of heart.

anway - just thought i'd keep you updated. use it. don't use it.

ps. i actually think the girls may be dutch, not scandos. there sure are a lot of dutch folks here.

pps. apologies if i appear to be a pervert - it probably is because i am a pervert. i have that desperate look in my eye again goddammit.