ao nang beach, krabi (southern thailand)

thai beer - $1

hire of scooter for a day - $5

one hour thai massage - $6

frolicking in the waves at sunset on an tropical island paradise with an islamic, vest-tanned, bearded, bosnian dude named elvis (who after a few beers later that evening turned out to be gay) - priceless.

there are some things money can't buy - for everything else there's mastercard.