ko samui

i've just arrived, but i think i've found them. i can hear them. taste them. smell them. hmmm... scandos. they are here somewhere i tell you. they must be here. it's their kinda scene. sand and sun and fresh fish and beer and bronze tans and beach volleyball and all sorts of other beachy shit. this place is made for them. just need to make a plan to infiltrate their close knit circles. i reckon it's gonna take a lotta booze and a whole lot more peck flexing. but hey... i've never shyed (spelling looks weird) away from booze... and i've got a set of near perfect pecks (even if the left one is a little smaller and lopsided - it adds character).

will keep you informed of any progress.