greg's big day out

a few chaps wanted to booze... greg's fiance had gone back to sunny sa... we therefore decided to have an impromptu bulls party. we decided on the big boat race in putney. we also decided on a speedo, kaiser chiefs beanie, homer simpson slippers, and a wooden suitcase in which to place our beers. the case was heavy. and so was my heart. another good man biting the dust.

we didn't realise the place would be soooo packed. but it was. super packed. greg was also super packed. the girl's were loving his speedo. and his super pack. the race was a bit of a non-event. cambridge won. i think. but folks kept boozing. and we kept boozing. so it was okay.

i don't remember much except some lady with webbed feet who lived in flat 132 opposite thai square. she was crying. apparently because of her abnormality. but she shouldn't have worried. because she was hot. i would have gone there. but then i'm desperate. but i've got standards. for the moment.

we ended up in clapham. kirk drew on greg's outfit. and my shirt. we drank. we danced. we dumped. actually we didn't dump... just needed another "d" activity. for asthetic purposes. it was a good night. i love bulls parties. it's just a pity someone has to get married afterwards.