queensburgh 1980's

so i landed in perth last night. jon and gem were there to pick me up. we climbed in the kia ute. and made for home. it took us almost 2hrs. perth is big. and we got lost. first time jon and gem had been to the airport. the evening air was cool though. and we had the latest killers album playing. a beast of an album. this made for a pleasant evening drive.

five hours on a budget airline is tough going. no food is served if you dont have money. i didnt have money. i could have starved on that plane. and they would have let me die like a dog. the bastards. so i needed feeding up. but nothing is open in perth past 10pm. except the dodgy kebab place. not good if sober. apparently there was a kiff pizza place up the road. but it was shut. as was kfc. but we lucked on a dominos. so i got pizza. took it home. we snuggled on the two man sofa. had a few cold hansas. and went to bed with a non-sweaty crack for the first time in 15 months. awesome.

we are staying in a residential suburb called wembley. it reminds me of queensburgh in the late 80's. detached square facebrick houses. no walls. no security gates. old cars. quiet roads. kids playing on the verge. lots of grass and trees. though not lush green like the tropics. but brownish. you can hear the wind blow. the only difference was that when i stepped out of the front door today i heard sheep bleating. rather than dogs barking. i smiled to myself. fucking aussies. and i walked past a drive-thru bottle store. dont see that shit in our country.

so alls good. except the chicks. singapore has ruined the world for me. all the girls here appear to be rather big. but perhaps its all just relative. please allah let it be relative.