are we human?

hit the beach twice this weekend. played D-O-P-E-Y loads with rugby ball, frisbee, and tennis ball. it sure was fun. but now may arm is very stiff. its been a while. the beaches are awesome though. except for the water. it is very cold. not cape town cold. but cold enough. and there was a mean little shorebreak. i was pleasantly surprised with the calibre of ladies splashing around. apologies for my rant the other day. i was wrong.

fri night we had an awesome braai. fillets. and corn. and ribz. luckily we only had half a bottle of rum available. it could have been nasty. sat we went out. sibiaco. but our night ended early when i was bounced. doorman didnt like my shoes. the swine. this in a country where people go to the shops bare-foot. and every second fucker has a mullet. what difference does a pair of shoes make when chicks are dropping c-bombs more often than kallis drops a catch? fucking kallis. fat bastard.

today i got a phone. the dude was genuinely amazed that i was shopping for a phone on my birthday. was kinda weird. but he kept beaming this huge smile at me and gushing happy birthday mate. friendly oke. but unnerving. the bus driver was chatty. and the checkout lady was going on about the weather. maybe it was just my day. but it kinda freaked me out. i dont like talking to strangers.