a welcome email

i started work in singapore last week. i knew it was gonna be a bit strange. but didn't count on it getting super weird super quick. this is a series of emails i got from a lady in malaysia welcoming me to the team on the first day. let's call her lucy-lui. in order to protect her identity.

lucy-lui:

Hello David, welcome onboard..let me introduce myself, I am Lucy-Lui, handle SEPL.
Here is our tax team photo.

me:

Hi Lucy-Lui,
Thanks for your welcome and photo!!! Would be grateful if you could point out Lee Chong and yourself :)
It will be nice working with you.
Have a good weekend.
Cheers,
David

lucy-lui:

hehe. You guess...
tips : I am standing on the left front row. Chinese
Chong Lee is the tallest at the back. Chinese

me:

hahaha... thanks for the tips. it is nice to be able to put a face to names. unfortunately we don't have an updated team photo as yet :(
btw... that is a huge cake you guys have on the desk in front :)

lucy-lui:

i can imagine your face & body , let me put all the best part of the superstar into one. kekeke. as i heard that you are like Hollywood superstar :)
that is banana cake from secret recipe.

lucy-lui:

opppss.. did i said something wrong.. if you are not very handsome, my apologies.