cyber celebrities??? (01.12.06)
myself and dopey rocked up at waxy's in leicester square on friday night. we were there for miki's bday (i sure have been to a lot of bday parties lately). miki is an irishman of japanese decent. he is also a rockstar and once had his cd on sale in hmv. he also has a bunch of irish friends. i love the irish lilt (thank god for word of the week).
as per normal we were only there for a few quiet ones... "i'm def not gonna miss the last train" were my exact words i think. we had a few beers and met a few irish dudes and a few beautiful irish girls with lovely accents. and we had a few more beers... those irish folk can drink.
anyway... so at some stage we were cruising through waxy's when some star-struck lady jumps in front of us and yells: "hey you're the guys from that website!!!". we looked around sheepishly not wishing to attract any further attention from other would-be-celebrity-spotters. but there was nothing we could do... soon enough we were surrounded by crazed fans and desparate groupies.
now i love groupies as much as the next guy... so we decided to take advantage. we were loud and brash. and the swarms of beautiful young birds were loving it. we were indulging in the good life.
soon though tensions began to rise... what can you expect when the focus of all the girls in the place is on us cyber celebrities. so a massive brawl erupted and culminated with some dude getting glassed and leaking loads of blood all over the floor. eventually the police arrived and order was restored.
at about this time we decided to head out to party. we cruised off to borderline in covent garden - a cool indie type place where we jammed to some wicked tunes. we were so engrossed in the tunes that we discarded our groupie clan (they become boring once you've had them all) and totally rocked the dancefloor. our night ended at approx 4.30am. my ears are still ringing. and my ego is still raging.
posted by Dave at 6:09 PM
7 Comments:
i see you on a website
then at wazy's
then i see Dopey - i apologise i dont know his real name - at the tube station
all in one week
...when will co-oncidence stop making me look like a stalker?
glad you guys had a great night.
5:18 PM
Dopey is his real name, for all intents and purposes...
11:40 AM
heya kam,
just had a look at your website... recognised a few people on there - cindy, pillippa...
sure was weird when you yelled at us - felt like a movie star!!! we did have a good night - pity there were no groupies... my imagination ran away with me a bit.
hope you had a good one.
oh... and there are no coincidences in life.
11:41 AM
Dave, you said the same thing to me that night when when your hand slid up my leg...
11:44 AM
Nobody knows what Dopey's real name is. He's kind of like Fez, the foreign kid from That 70's Show.
No-one even knows Dopey's nationality. Often he tries to put on his Saffa accent but it sounds terrible.
Rumour has it, he's an ex KGB spy in the UK on some secret mission and will only leave when he finishes his work over here.
12:39 PM
frank... what was it i said when i slid my hand up your leg?
1. "heya kam" or
2. "just had a look at your website... recognised a few people on there - cindy, pillippa..." or
3. "sure was weird when you yelled at us - felt like a movie star!!! we did have a good night - pity there were no groupies... my imagination ran away with me a bit." or
4. "hope you had a good one" or
5. "oh... and there are no coincidences in life"
peronally... i'm going with 4.
2:05 PM
sat night, 9.12:
saw you at mr and mrs tarrs house
mmmm... if there are no co-incidences then that makes me a stalker...
if a stalker stalks without knowing the stalkee is it really stalking?
10:25 PM
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