vote for dopey to stay

as some of you may know, dopey is due to go home to sunny sa for good in december. he's not quite sure why he's going home... but he's going home anyway. it sure is gonna be a shame because who, other than a ferociously boozed dopey, is gonna offer some loving to the horizontally challenged aussie / kiwi / english birds at the grand on a saturday night? who's going to let you know what everybody else earns? who is going to be satan's representative in the uk?
there is a glimmer of hope though... dopey has said that the only way he will change his mind is if we get a petition together with 100 names voting for him to stay. so i beg of you: click on the comment link below and then leave your name with a comment begging dopey to stay. round up all your family, friends, acquaintances, work colleagues, gym partners, casual sex buddies, pets, firemen and fat birds and get them to vote. remember... we need 100 votes.
only we can do this... only we can get dopey to stay.
do it!!!

12 Comments:
dopey... i've never been held like that night you held me in barcelona. i will love you always. please stay. x
2:55 PM
be a man my son.
2:56 PM
f*cking muppet.
2:57 PM
dopey, please stay and we can share the love like we did at dave's bday party. i really enjoyed sharing your bed that night... didn't you?
3:03 PM
It will be field day for the ungly blokes left in London.. Dope's, stay..
10:08 AM
well hello man!
11:03 PM
STAY
11:04 PM
Stay
7:55 AM
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
12:33 PM
but it's just the price i pay
destiny is calling me
open up my eager eyes
cos i'm mr brightside
3:30 PM
Fat chicks give the best head because they are hungry...
3:50 PM
Stay
11:57 AM
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