your daughter... she kicked my dog

we were catching a cab home a few weeks ago after a boozy night out (you know the night where you start with a few quiet ones at the puzzle and then end up at the grand slurping brandies), when kirk started yelling at the cab driver, "your daughter... she kicked my dog... don't tell me f*ck!!!".

we all had a good laugh and i assumed that everyone knew where the saying came from. turn's out not even kirk knew the origin of his funniest line in... errr... well... ever. i therefore decided google it and expose my sheltered mates to the greatest prank call ever. i know some of you will have heard it... if you have, don't click on the link (although i laugh harder and harder every time i hear it)... if you haven't, click on the link below:

http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=270