Porto's 29th Bday Party (30.06.06)

a 29 step guide to the evening (one step for each year that porto has graced this planet):

1. the 30th isn't actually porto's bday - it's the 27th
2. we went to a place called the roof gardens
3. it's really posh - it's in kensington
4. beers were super expensive
5. but it didn't stop us from getting drunk
6. especially not porto
7. he puked in the cab on the way home (pictures to be posted soon)
8. and in his bed
9. and the next morning while we were eating our bacon and egg wraps
10. he wasn't the only one who was intoxicated though
11. kirk was so boozed he dropped his pants on the dancefloor
12. he also let his gut hang out (see pictures below)
13. wiggy... hmmm not sure what happened to him
14. he went for a walk in the garden and came back mumbling and giggling to himself
15. i must admit... i was also a little worse for wear (see last picture)
16. both kirk and wiggy were after taryn bang
17. neither succeeded
18. we got to meet spanky's new girlfriend alicia
19. spanky, she' a keeper
20. typically hobson went home early
21. not sure why... but hobson doesn't need a reason
22. ryan and megan seemed to have a good time
23. goddamn... there sure are a lot of ex-hills howard people in london
24. though they're mainly from the a-side
25. the b-side guys generally work at macdonalds nowadays
26. or else they're running from the law
27. the evening ended with jay sitting on the stationary bike in our lounge
28. he was peddling ferociously whilst downing a pint of vodka and super juice mix
29. it sure was weird... but then so is porto
30. just kidding porto... you're a cool dude... happy birthday
31. oops... that's 30 steps...