Henley (02.07.05 - 03.07.05)

kindly contributed by buffy pearce

if nothing else it was definately memorable - from what i remember.

except for:

grant buying the burger
us walking round oxfordshire for 2 hours lost
drinking more dirt than juice in the pimms
missing pretty much all the rowing
losing 10 squid on the rugby to tarr
getting thrown in the thames
the breakage of 100s of pounds of electonics
credit card fraud
getting a damn good thrashing
having some btch screw me over and then not getting any loving due to above point
missing out on loving to go find your mate whos had a thrashing
getting bat all night from the ugly chick
falling in love with some chick and demanding her number from your housemate even though shes a player and will mess you around
buying the worst chicken roll just south of the thames
missing the train and having to wait an extra 40 mins on the platform
spending 3 hrs in an eye hospital
being bullied for most of the 3 hrs by doctors trying to decide whether your retina is detached or not.

on the bright side - i reckon i look more oriental with my slit eye so am expecting to pick up in chinatown soon.

at laset i dnot seme ot hvae any barin dmaage

is this the gayest picture ever?... mark g doing his impression of boy george...